So whatever happened

to Milton Portello?

Did he get lost somwhere

along Portobello?

Is he a musketeer?

A comic strip character?

Some guy from

Schlaraffenland?

A fictional 

breed or brand?

Yes, whatever happened

to Milton Portello?

Did he move in with

Elvis Costello?

or - God forbid - with

Elton Motello?

Whatever happened

to Milton Portello?

LARZ GUSTAFSSON 12/12 2022