i may need

a few adjustements

just to set the record straight

some improvements are required

since i´m in a lousy state

i approached you since i thought

it would be worth at least a try

you said: "when hell has frozen over

and when pigs have learned to fly!"

i´ve been told

i´m not badlooking

i´ve received some compliments

i was somehow being admired

by a girl who lives in kent

when i asked you out last thursday

i was sad to hear you sigh:

"when hell has frozen over

and when pigs have learned to fly!"

so you´ve fooled around with johnny

had a love affair with jim

they´re both members of the jet set

and i guess my chance is slim

i appreciate your honesty

i know you wouldn´t lie

so i´ll see you in a daydream

where the pigs have learned to fly

LARZ GUSTAFSSON

September 14, 2008