Dear Sameen, what is the matter,
what's with all this chatter,
about feeling lonely & blue,
what's false, what's really true?

C'mon, the world is coming to a start,
you sound a bit daft, but you are smart!

Give the itch another go;
to reach higher you must stand on your toe!

Is the problem a woman or a man?
Either way, there's no ban!

All you can do is do what you can,
when it comes to writing I'm your grumpy fan!