so the jack of spades
didn't do much to save the day

and the queen of diamonds
oh well the queen of diamonds

you know cast it all off
to the king with the sword

the king of hearts
the suicidal king

you got to look at the original playing cards
it ain't that hard

that is what she said
as she led, me through the dark alleys

and there we stumbled upon a clown
and the two of spades had his head down

now when since did numbers receive a gender
69 with all splendor

and the 10 of diamonds what did he speak
or did the priest preach

I couldn't tell you I was busy looking at the three of clubs
and the beatles didn't do much dope on yellow submarine

I want to live in an octopus garden
and oh just another sexually frustrated poet

This is my yrke no matter what you know it
So the four of hearts

Looked at the five of diamonds
and said every finger of that

I could dress with a grey pearl