I've never understood the reason for your sudden departure from existence...

Did you get bored?

As it's been stated a thousand times over and over again,
life... and death... and the bits in the inbetween... should be boring
otherwise, who'd ever want to leave...

I myself remember the first time I was bored,
it all started with a whole lot of screaming.
And then there was a sudden brightness.
I opened my eyes and saw it...

Birth... ehh... who cares...

It was a steady pace downhill from there.

Now I can get bored in as little as two seconds.

As a matter of fact,
I got bored with this text by the time the first word constructed.

"I've" what a shoddy way to present a piece of literary rubbish.

eh... gotta go... time to do... something... else...

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