How do you validate a life without worth?

Well, it\'s not easy

but here\'s what I\'ve done...

Never acknowledge anything

Never answer a straight question

Never smile and never laugh

Never breath and that\'s a toughie

Never say hello or goodbye

just nod and say

merry christmas

or happy easter

depending on what holiday you like the least

or just

Die! Scumbag! DIE! DIE! DIE!

while doing your best impression of

Bozo the Clown (requires artificial or real red nose)

and always remember

without fail to

look down

you\'re heading for a black hole

sure...

but that doesn\'t mean you have to go unprepared

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